How to Crack an Interview

Photo by Arun Sharma on Unsplash

Evan was the last one to be called in for the interview.

He knocked and entered a stark room, with the interviewer seated behind a simple desk.

“Good morning,” Evan greeted him cordially.

The interviewer smiled, “It is indeed, but not for you, Mr. Durand. Based on the litany of complaints of cruelty against you, we’ve decided that you deserve to be in…”

“Hold that thought,” Evan butted in, and getting up, walked closer to the interviewer.

“Wh…wh…what is the meaning of this impertinence?” the interviewer stuttered.

“Just a minute,” Evan raised his hand, and then, forced the interviewer’s mouth open.

The interviewer tried to protest, but Evan kept on shushing him.

Finally, Evan drew back, and said, “It’s as I suspected. When was the last time you visited a dentist?”

The interviewer stammered, “Never. Why?”

Evan replied, “Well, if this condition is left untreated, you could soon be in endless agony.”

The interviewer was panicking now, “So treat it, I beg of you.”

Evan smiled, and answered, “I could…but you were just talking about sending me somewhere.”

“Ohhh thaaat?” St. Peter exclaimed, “I was just going to tell you that you deserve to be in…heaven!”

*************************************************************************************

200 words.

Written as a part of Sunday Photo Fiction, hosted by Donna B. McNicol.

 

About anuragbakhshi

At the age of 40, I decided to exit the corporate world, and enter the world of stories as a full-time writer. Wish me luck!
This entry was posted in fantasy, Flash Fiction, Humour, mythology, Uncategorized and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink.

2 Responses to How to Crack an Interview

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s