The Perils of Cycling

Cycling long distances, especially on rough, hilly terrains can be a perilous exercise indeed, as Jean Pierre was discovering to his chagrin.

SPF July 22 2018 (2 of 1)

Photo Credit: C.E. Ayr

The first major challenge, of course, is the call of nature, and when and where to answer it optimally. You ideally look for a deserted stretch of road with bushes or trees by the side that are long and dense enough to cover the..errr…act.

However, if no one can see you from the road, the corollary is equally valid: you cannot see anyone on the road. And Henri took full advantage of this ironclad law of Physics as he calmly sauntered over to Jean Pierre’s bicycle parked on the side of the road, and rode away on it.

As Jean Pierre bellowed in frustration upon seeing this, I rushed up to him.

“I saw everything,” I sympathized, “Did that scoundrel get anything valuable besides your cycle?”

Jean Pierre replied, “No, thank God, the cycle is insured, and all my valuables, like my wallet, phone etc. are in this pouch on my belt.”

“Phew!” I cried out, “How lucky is that! Now please hand everything over to me without making a fuss if you want to stay alive!”

*************************************************************************************

200 words.

Written as a part of Sunday Photo Fiction, hosted by Susan Spaulding. The challenge is to write a story in 200 words or less, based on the weekly photo prompt. For more details, visit HERE. For more stories based on this week’s prompt, visit HERE.

About anuragbakhshi

At the age of 40, I decided to exit the corporate world, and enter the world of stories as a full-time writer. Wish me luck!
This entry was posted in Flash Fiction, Humour, Uncategorized and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink.

6 Responses to The Perils of Cycling

  1. Akshata Ram says:

    oh no Jean got into bigger trouble now.. dint see that coming

  2. draliman says:

    Ha, I saw that coming – I’m always trying to anticipate the inevitable twist in your stories 🙂 Funny (well, not for Jean Pierre)!

  3. Iain Kelly says:

    Haha, poor guy. Just not his day. Always take the call of nature before setting off on your journey! 🙂

  4. michael1148humphris says:

    I loved the twist in this story. It was nearly enough to put me of stopping for a call of nature when cycling.😉

  5. Bu sitede parasına oyun veya kumar oynatıkmamaktadır.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s